East Side Mario’s (Argentia, Mississauga) Review
I recently saw a $12 buys $25 worth of food Groupon for East Side Mario’s and thought, why not? I have an occasion coming up, and this seems like it’d fit the bill. The Groupon [...]
Archive for category: Food
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The Whore Goes High Class: Mandarin Crab Legs!
You know those nights, you’re out, cruising, and you just can’t take the everyday filth anymore? What you want is a high-class hookup. You want it to be the shiznits, and you’ll pay… pay big. [...]
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Bombay Mahal (Montreal)
Montreal is famed for many things, and among them, food. I spent just a night in Montreal, as I was accompanying a friend who wanted to pick up an exercise bike for a great deal. [...]
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Revisiting RD’s BBQ in Brampton
Ever since my days in the good ol’ south of the States, I’ve been on the hunt for satisfying southern food in the GTA, but much to my dismay, it sucks here. I’ve tried most [...]
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Awesome Birthday Breakfast for Her: Lobster in Scrambled Eggs
When you have to treat that special someone to a nice, home-cooked breakfast, you just can’t go wrong with lobster. It might seem a little different, but seriously, lobster and anything go great. [...]
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The Whore Eats: A&W Grandma Burger
This is about the time A&W took me by force, and I couldn’t do anything. Nothing else was open, except McDick’s and Burger Queen. The choices were filthy. I had to make a choice, and [...]
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Restaurant Review: Asia Garden
I was driving by Asia Garden and thought, why not give it a shot? I’m always on the lookout for good Hakka places, and sometimes, hole-in-the-wall types can be awesome. The first time I grabbed [...]
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Restaurant Review: Brampton Dragon
Brampton Dragon is one of the increasingly common Hakka (Indo-Chinese) restaurants. I’m always on the hunt for these, but sadly, so far, the west end of the GTA has been consistent in one thing… suckage. [...]
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The Whore Hides: Denny’s
This is about the time I spat in the face of civility and ended up at Denny’s. No one ever ends up at Denny’s because of an occasion to be proud of. It’s because you [...]
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The Whore Eats: Golden China Seafood Trio
Sometimes your body wants what it wants. It doesn’t know what’s good for it, and it often wants something it shouldn’t have. This is about the time I gave into the Chinese. Here’s a secret. [...]
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Restaurant Review: Holy Chuck
I have friends that would shoot me for saying this, but burgers ain’t all that. I take them for what they are – a layman’s version of a portable meal. People can call them gourmet, [...]
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Restaurant Review: Leela’s Roti & Doubles
As I’m no big fan of Indian food, and even less of vegetarian food, I wasn’t in a particular rush to try Leela’s Roti & Doubles, but the opportunity came along and I did! Located [...]
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The Whore Tries to Eat Healthy: McDonald’s Oatmeal
This is about the time I lost control and gave in to oatmeal at McDonald’s. Once in a while, restaurant chains have the ability to surprise. Restaurants, even fast food ones, despite what people perceive, [...]
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Restaurant Review: Ming Room
I love when Just-Eat has huge online coupons, like the 50% off coupon I used to go just a little wild with a Ming Room order. Being a fan of Hakka food (which is Indo-Chinese [...]
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Restaurant Review: Narula’s BBQ
Very rarely does the urge strike me to consume, and even less, find Indian food, but oddly, I’ve recently had the craving for chicken tikka. Tikka is one of those few Indian foods I actually like [...]
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Restaurant Review: Palma Pasta
As that wiener guy on TV used to say (Schneider’s I think), you can taste the difference quality makes. You really can! After the biggest mistake whoring myself out (Pizza Pizza’s pasta) I had to [...]
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Fast Food Whore Almost Pukes: Pizza Pizza Pasta
All of us know that when we can’t get what need from where we’re supposed to get it, we can’t help but look elsewhere. This is about the time I had to have creamy pasta [...]
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Review: Panera Bread
Panera Bread is the poster child of what we don’t want to see in food – a large very corporate-ish American chain bullyng their way into every city in North America, supposedly bastardizing iconic foods [...]
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Restaurant Review: RD’s BBQ
I’ve always had a thing for southern-style BBQ, and after having lived in Texas for a bit, that “thing” has been more of a “thing.” So I’m always on the hunt for BBQ, and while [...]
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Review: Souvlaki Port Credit
I tried Souvlaki Port Credit at 50% off thanks to a just-eats coupon tonight, and while I hate to say this, it feels like even at half price, I paid far too much. I ordered [...]
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Review: Sultan Express Mediterranean Grill
This is not a review so much as it is a warning. A warning that you’d best heed, unless you’re a glutton for misfortune. Do not, ever, under any circumstances go to this restaurant called [...]
